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+7nineteen mr.l0n3ly ♣sChiffeR♣ mr.lon3ly miZ_bOsSy TeCh babE -[Sadz]- 11 posters |
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-[Sadz]-
Posts : 1112 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : Valentina Hood
| Subject: The Virgin Girl! Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:48 am | |
| The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." __________Valentina Hood__________ | |
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TeCh babE moderator
Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-04-05 Age : 112
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:50 am | |
| ahahahahahahaha | |
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-[Sadz]-
Posts : 1112 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : Valentina Hood
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:51 am | |
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TeCh babE moderator
Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-04-05 Age : 112
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:58 am | |
| nakakahiyA yn kung saka sakaLi | |
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-[Sadz]-
Posts : 1112 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : Valentina Hood
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:58 am | |
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TeCh babE moderator
Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-04-05 Age : 112
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:57 am | |
| 22o nmn ahh | |
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miZ_bOsSy moderator
Posts : 1240 Join date : 2009-04-04 Age : 31 Location : dOwn fOr whAtevEr
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:45 am | |
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mr.lon3ly
Posts : 340 Join date : 2009-04-18
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:59 am | |
| san kya nakuwa ni sadz yan hahaha | |
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♣sChiffeR♣
Posts : 514 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : United States Of The Philippines
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:05 am | |
| www.google.comsearch k nalang ng kalokohan mo danny haha _______Valentina Hood_______Contented with little, Yet wishing for more. | |
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:07 am | |
| yoko tamad ako mag search eh | |
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♣sChiffeR♣
Posts : 514 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : United States Of The Philippines
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:09 am | |
| wag k na magtanong _______Valentina Hood_______Contented with little, Yet wishing for more. | |
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:10 am | |
| ok poh sowee hahahaha
mukang nagagalit na | |
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nineteen
Posts : 317 Join date : 2009-04-18
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:10 pm | |
| fated ksi hahaha | |
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TeCh babE moderator
Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-04-05 Age : 112
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:23 am | |
| d yn marunong mgalet | |
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miZ_bOsSy moderator
Posts : 1240 Join date : 2009-04-04 Age : 31 Location : dOwn fOr whAtevEr
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-[Sadz]-
Posts : 1112 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : Valentina Hood
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:01 am | |
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:32 am | |
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miZ_bOsSy moderator
Posts : 1240 Join date : 2009-04-04 Age : 31 Location : dOwn fOr whAtevEr
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:42 pm | |
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TeCh babE moderator
Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-04-05 Age : 112
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:28 am | |
| kw din damE mOnG aLam | |
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-[Sadz]-
Posts : 1112 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 33 Location : Valentina Hood
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:00 am | |
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b3bZ-- Admin
Posts : 183 Join date : 2009-04-07 Age : 31 Location : new jersey
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:21 pm | |
| omg! kakahiya nga | |
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| bat kna nman nahihiya bebs ?? | |
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miZ_bOsSy moderator
Posts : 1240 Join date : 2009-04-04 Age : 31 Location : dOwn fOr whAtevEr
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mr.l0n3ly
Posts : 1352 Join date : 2009-04-05 Location : quezon city
| Subject: Re: The Virgin Girl! Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:14 pm | |
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